Pluck a chicken, or give up your laptop — which would you rather?
Computers are an ordinary, everyday, modern necessity in today’s world. As are debit cards, cell phones, Internet, Amazon.com, Starbucks, Prozac … OK, OK … maybe not Prozac … maybe Soma? What? No, no....
View ArticleShould we limit Freedom of Speech?
A few years ago, the NY general assembly was considering a bill — The Internet Protection Act — intended to protect people from undue harassment and false statements that the anonymous sometimes make —...
View ArticleForgive me, but I don’t give a rat’s #%@#$ about your hamster!
Recently, I cleaned up my blog subscription list — only thing is, I keep getting notifications from several blogs that I would really like to stop getting notifications from. Nothing personal, but if...
View ArticleWhat if humans came with taglines?
What if humans came with taglines? Sort of like a warning label … or a caveat for “what to expect” … Mine would be: “Never expose to bright light and never feed after midnight.” No? Right. That one’s...
View ArticleDear God, Don’t get mad, but I don’t think you’re funny.
You ever have one of those days when you know God must be joking? I can picture Him now … sitting up there on a cloud having tea with St. Christopher … He’s probably choked on His English Breakfast a...
View ArticleIf Homer had a blog, would you read it?
It’s tough being a writer. Especially when it dictates your paycheck and not just your free time. Now I know, I know, there are people out there who think writers don’t do diddly … we sit around all...
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